September 5, 2021

this one just fell out of the sky

 this poem was a gift from the gods, it just fell out of the sky and landed in my hand.  an ice cream truck stopped in front of my building and i recorded it thru the window, and standing there, i saw what i saw. love it when it works out like that.

so i hear the ice cream truck coming

                outside my window

so i go to the window and look outside and see the sky is clear

                a midday blue, And the trees all have That

midsummer green about them and i think

                                                                that is fantastic

and the truck pulls up and children are waiting

and the music is playing and spare change is falling everywhere

and ice cream cones are melting everywhere

                and i think that is fantastic

and i’ve got ten dollars, somewhere, and shoes, and wait

wait right there, that’s the crazy chicken-leg lady

and her dog

and Her boxes and her bags and she’s got crazy all tangled up in her hair

 

 she’s walking right in front of us with those two crazy chicken-legs

                                                that is fantastic

 

so lets take inventory

one window, one ice cream truck, one ice cream truck vender song

we got all that

and she’s in daisy dukes and pink tee, two boxes on her left shoulder

three bags under her right arm, her car keys jingle, and she has a bell

a jingle bell on her keychain that rings everywhere she goes

                                                                                                and that is

fan-

tastic

 

she yells at her dog, who wanders around on his own,

no leash

“hey! get over here!”

and then she steps in something and it swishes

 

she wobbles, nearly topples over

hopping on one foot she looks at her flip-flop

                                                and it’s dog shit

all those boxes and bags balancing on one crazy chicken-leg trying not to topple over

                into dog shit, i tell you it’s fantastic

                                                 

and one of the kids says “hey crazy chicken-leg lady, clean up after your dog”

 

she growls and mumbles and barks

like she’s got tourettes and just smoked meth

she shakes her foot trys to kick the shit off her flip-flop

                leaning tower of boxes bags crazy lady legs flapping shitty flip-fops falling off

                                                                                and her bell just keeps ringing

                                dingalingalingaling! dingalingalingaling! dingalingalingaling!

and that is fantastic!

 

oh i laughed so hard, i laughed so hard

 

i laughed so hard i had to write a poem to celebrate it

                then went down

                                                and got some ice cream

 

posted at poets and storytellers united

17 comments:

  1. oh my, what a fantastic, wild poem! I need some ice-cream too! :D

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  2. Oh, but tell me she didn't fall! I was having fun until then. (Sorry – I was the little kid who used to cry instead of laugh at the cartoons, cos the critters got hurt.)

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    1. no, she did not fall. this would not have been any fun to write if she had gotten hurt.

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  3. The scene was so absorbing. It would have been such a disappointmeng if i had not read you entered an became a part of it like an ice cream Sunday☺

    Thanks for dropping by my blog

    Muchđź’–love

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  4. Come on we have all been there, it used to be the ice cream cart. Childhood memories all rushing . Thanks for the trip.

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  5. Bing Bing .... another winner.

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  6. A wonderful afternoon interlude, Phillip. My favorite ice cream truck story is an afternoon with the bridge ladies when we heard music. Each in turn we checked our purse to see if it was our cell phone ringing....until we realized it was the ice cream truck and continued our bridge game after a hearty laugh at our senior selve3s!

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    1. that is funny bev, same happened to me with a mariachi ring tone i had, and a nearby mariachi band had me trying to answer a call that never was, so i can relate =)

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  7. Every neighborhood has its share of characters. They do make for good stories for the neighborhood kids to tell.

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  8. This made me laugh out loud,"..and it was fantastic." Stream of consciousness can be fun to write, and in this case, it's also fun to read. I think it's a good day when we get crazy tangled up in our hair.

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    1. thanks joy, and crazy tangled in your hair is always a fun day!

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  9. omg omg you made my morning fill with chuckles and smiles. I was there, along side you, looking out that window and fishing for change in my pockets. What writing is supposed to do! Bring them in, all the readers, and they can taste the ice cream too. From your window.

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