this poem was a gift from the gods, it just fell out of the sky and landed in my hand. an ice cream truck stopped in front of my building and i recorded it thru the window, and standing there, i saw what i saw. love it when it works out like that.
so i hear the ice cream truck coming
outside
my window
so i go to the window and look outside and see the sky is clear
a midday
blue, And the trees all have That
midsummer green about them and i
think
that is
fantastic
and the truck pulls up and children are waiting
and the music is playing and spare change is falling
everywhere
and ice cream cones are melting everywhere
and i
think that is fantastic
and i’ve got ten dollars, somewhere, and shoes, and wait
wait right there, that’s the crazy
chicken-leg lady
and her dog
and Her boxes and her bags and she’s got crazy all tangled
up in her hair
she’s walking right
in front of us with those two crazy chicken-legs
that
is fantastic
so lets take inventory
one window, one ice cream truck, one ice cream truck vender
song
we got all that
and she’s in daisy dukes and pink tee, two boxes on her left
shoulder
three bags under her right arm, her car keys jingle, and she
has a bell
a jingle bell on her keychain that rings everywhere she goes
and
that is
fan-
tastic
she yells at her dog, who wanders around on his own,
no leash
“hey! get over here!”
and then she steps in something and it swishes
she wobbles, nearly topples over
hopping on one foot she looks at her flip-flop
and
it’s dog shit
all those boxes and bags balancing on one crazy chicken-leg
trying not to topple over
into
dog shit, i tell you it’s fantastic
and one of the kids says “hey crazy chicken-leg lady, clean
up after your dog”
she growls and mumbles and barks
like she’s got tourettes and just
smoked meth
she shakes her foot trys to kick the shit off her flip-flop
leaning
tower of boxes bags crazy lady legs flapping shitty flip-fops falling off
and her bell just keeps ringing
dingalingalingaling!
dingalingalingaling! dingalingalingaling!
and that is
fantastic!
oh i laughed so hard, i laughed so hard
i laughed so hard i had to write a poem to celebrate it
then
went down
and
got some ice cream
posted at poets and storytellers united
oh my, what a fantastic, wild poem! I need some ice-cream too! :D
ReplyDeletethank you dsnake, glad you liked
DeleteOh, but tell me she didn't fall! I was having fun until then. (Sorry – I was the little kid who used to cry instead of laugh at the cartoons, cos the critters got hurt.)
ReplyDeleteno, she did not fall. this would not have been any fun to write if she had gotten hurt.
DeleteThe scene was so absorbing. It would have been such a disappointmeng if i had not read you entered an became a part of it like an ice cream Sunday☺
ReplyDeleteThanks for dropping by my blog
Muchđź’–love
thanks gillina, glad you liked
DeleteCome on we have all been there, it used to be the ice cream cart. Childhood memories all rushing . Thanks for the trip.
ReplyDeletethanks jossina!
DeleteBing Bing .... another winner.
ReplyDeletethank you helen!
DeleteA wonderful afternoon interlude, Phillip. My favorite ice cream truck story is an afternoon with the bridge ladies when we heard music. Each in turn we checked our purse to see if it was our cell phone ringing....until we realized it was the ice cream truck and continued our bridge game after a hearty laugh at our senior selve3s!
ReplyDeletethat is funny bev, same happened to me with a mariachi ring tone i had, and a nearby mariachi band had me trying to answer a call that never was, so i can relate =)
DeleteEvery neighborhood has its share of characters. They do make for good stories for the neighborhood kids to tell.
ReplyDeleteyes they do and god bless them all =)
DeleteThis made me laugh out loud,"..and it was fantastic." Stream of consciousness can be fun to write, and in this case, it's also fun to read. I think it's a good day when we get crazy tangled up in our hair.
ReplyDeletethanks joy, and crazy tangled in your hair is always a fun day!
Deleteomg omg you made my morning fill with chuckles and smiles. I was there, along side you, looking out that window and fishing for change in my pockets. What writing is supposed to do! Bring them in, all the readers, and they can taste the ice cream too. From your window.
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