November 3, 2021

kill the phonies!

 


kill the phonies!

 

that’s the plan my man, but first

i’ve got chores to do

i’ve got tornados in my eyes

i’ve got chainsaws to juggle

and there’s rent pay

i need to teach my shoes to levitate

before streets get too real

i’ve got to find some ice for my head

the tires on my car grow old and slow, and oh no

                                                                                i hear reggae

down the street from hermman’s hidaway

front door thumping

barefoot bass player, dreadlocks spinning

girls in black tank tops with white bra-straps showing

shoulders arms legs gliding flowing floating in liquid sound

(splash)

 

no, i said kill the phonies!

 

sounds like fun but

i’m not the warrior i used to be

(and when i say warrior i mean teenage punkrock debutante   

                and when i say fun i mean thunder-jumping

                heart pumping dumb-luck buttercup juggling chainsaws  

and when i say splash

                it’s time to dance)

and then you say “kill the phonies”

and then i say sure, and if i kill them all

you want the big stuffed bear

or more arcade tokens?

 

kill!

the!

phonies!

 

well alrighty then my angry young phony-exploding friend

let’s print up all our favorite fugazi song lyrics  

dress up like middle finger america

hit all the shopping mall bookstores

shove our literary timebombs into every copy of

get-rich-lose-weight-find-god-learn-to-play-tambourine-for-dummies

                you can fold yours like political pamphlets

                i’ll fold mine like paper airplanes

we’ll spin a revolution!

                counter revolution!

                                counter-counter revolution!

or not, i don’t know, i got to get to the grocery store

they got skinless boneless chicken breast on sale

and hold up there chachi, i hear mariachi

(splash)

 

please kill the phonies?

 

relax little brother i’m just messing with you

now let’s go kill some phonies

(and when i say kill

i mean eat

and when i say phonies

i mean grilled cheese sandwiches)

 

 

 posted for poetics at dverse                                                                                    


14 comments:

  1. Those kind of books need sabotaging. And add in the entire Nicholas Sparks oeuvre.

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    1. Nights in Rodanthe ... swoon. <3

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    2. well i don't think of it as sabotage so much as accessorizing =) and thanks for the heads up on nicholas sparks, i'm not familiar with his work but i'll make sure he gets properly fugazied

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  2. “i’ve got chores to do
    i’ve got tornados in my eyes
    i’ve got chainsaws to juggle” ... XO

    That song title cracked me up.

    the best kind: “girls in black tank tops with white bra-straps showing
    shoulders arms legs gliding flowing floating in liquid sound” ... this is my happy place

    Love that ending.

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    1. thank you peppermint, please keep your blog up of a bit, i'll come and visit tonight, thank for sharing it with me

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    2. that should read "for a bit"

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  3. "you can fold yours like political pamphlets/i’ll fold mine like paper airplanes," Yes! This is absolutely brilliant 💝💝

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  4. That’s the plan man! ~~ Absolutely positively for certain? I hear they’ve having a going out of business sale at Penny’s. And when I say sale ~~~~~ Another winner.

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  5. I love it, especially the idea of those 'literary timebombs' hidden within mundane texts and sparking a revolution...you never know, it could happen! That's why dictators burn books, isn't it?

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  6. Totally missed this at the dVerse fair tent. It reads like a novel, and sings like a poem and makes me think of how funny it is to live long enough to grow old. I could quote a million lines at you, but the thing with your writing is that once you start, you see they aren't individual lines so much as strings of concepts that knot into each other and all belong together. This was a blast, man...and when I say blast, I mean nitro-gatorade-milkshake.

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    1. "makes me think of how funny it is to live long enough to grow old"

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen! not sure what happened to me, i don't feel old, certainly don't think of myself as old. i turned 50 this last year and suddenly just started falling apart. hernia repair surgery, gallbladder surgery, and now i need to have foot surgery. i'm starting to think this "falling apart" is never going to end =)

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  7. You got the rhythm and energy in your lines. I love this one!

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  8. I dont know. It sounds angry. It took my breath away. I'm not sure I can exhale yet.......

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    1. well the little chicken hawk character is rather angry for sure, but i hope people find the old foghorn leghorn character to be goofy and amusing. i didn't make it over to your blog this weekend, so i hope i can get over there this evening... i hope =)

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